The thing about being a Un-savvy Drinker is that you get so drunk you do stupid things ( there is no nice way to say that) This is very easily remedied……. Drink less.
You just might be an Un-savvy Drinker if…
~ You wake up on a toilet in the bar
~ Your an angry drunk
~ You don't remember paying your Bill
~ More than 2 people ask why your taking their drink
~ Your Designated Driver also has to carry you out
~ You get thrown out of the establishment
~ You drop your drink orders on other people's tabs
~ You start dropping F-Bombs like a jet fighter
~ You can't remember where you parked your car…….yesterday
~ The wait staff keeps "forgetting" to take your order
~ You get nicknames like "The Happy Clapper"
~ Your friend's look at your friend and say " Oh, your babysitting tonight…"
~ You "OPEN" a sealed dessert as someones table and eat part of it!
~ Everytime you see a camera you pose for a picture and then then next day tell the photographer to take them all down cuz you look bad…..
~ You say you will split a bottle with someone and then leave without paying…
~ Your Facebook posts say things like " I hate everyone's Drama!" ( note - you just created Drama)
~ Someone knocks you out……
~ You get in fights every weekend with the guys
~ Your an Alcoholic
~ Your often left standing alone in the bar
~ You assume that just because you have been invited to sit at someone's table, their drinks are your drinks
~ You Lose your "filter" and start spewing everything and anything that enters your mind"
~ You start a sentence with "I Hate my life"
More to come….